So says Jim

ME: Daddy, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? You're going to be all alone...
JIM: Well....it's just going to be me and Ruby. I'm going to tie a little napkin around her neck, and for just one night she can eat at the table.

You ain't got not alibi!

You ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly.

The walk home from work this afternoon left me feeling a little lonely, so I reached out to family and friends via the novel technology of the 'mobile phone.' I took a horrific photo of myself in the metro:


and sent it out along with a request for them to take the ugliest picture of themselves with their phone that they could and send it back to me. I told them it was 'for science.' Which it isn't, but it sure lent the whole thing an air of credibility. Below are the first arrivals. I will post more as they come in.