Dundun, dundun *ominous music*

So, according to BBC science news, which I happened to be skimming this morning, four great white sharks were tagged this weekend just off of Cape Cod. And guess where I just sent my uncle for an end of summer vacation... They announced the beaches will be closed for the rest of the weekend, and I instantly had flashes of a disasterously short-sighted mayor talking to chief Brody and striped swimtrunks and gnawed limbs. Although, I like to think that New Englander (New English?) sharks might be more well-mannered. Or, on second thought, if they are Red Sox fans, they're probably all tools.